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Cello Phone Photo Zone 001

digging around in my Cello Phone today and found a few gems.
this is the start of Teenage Runaway's "Cello Phone Photo Zone"!!

nuff said.

get it, a "BUNCH" of bananas!! HA!

this thing was out front of Flip one day.

Rich... ya heard?!

so so dope.

Fos. had a roll of TP with him at dinner???

the FUTURE is almost here...

get ready to have your mind blown!! i just talked to Sam McGuire who lives in Iowa, as you know the time zone he is in is 2 hours ahead of those of us who live on the west coast... from time to time i like to check in with him to see whats going on 2 hours in the future.

so here you go west coast, this is what it looks like 2 hours into the future!!

thanks Sam!! just give us a heads up when you see the world ending, ok? cus i want a jump start on that Cap'N Crunch malt i wanna get at Carls Jr, that way i will have extra time for like a bike ride or a soak in the tub!

IKEA SULTAN FAGERAS

your gonna want to click on the image to read it all... trust me on this one.

B.A. BARACUS - likes and dislikes

get ready for a lot more of this.

good lookin out Jesse

you should be listening to (and watching) "Or, The Whale"

now that you listened (and watched) you need to go to the Or, The Whale MySpace page and do all the things you do when you go to a MySpace page, look at photos, listen to more songs, add them as a friend... all that great stuff!!

(whistling one of those construction worker style "cat calls")

Sam McGuire (bottom row)

john maus - through the skies for you

i would guess EVERYBODY has seen this already, but JUST in case...

Just Do It

Your click on the "Click Here Every Day", takes you to the Breast Cancer site, where all you have to do is click one more button to help out a lot! button helps fund free mammograms for women in need — low-income, inner-city and minority women whose awareness of breast cancer and opportunity for help is often limited. Your click is paid for by site sponsors, and mammogram funding is provided to clinics throughout the U.S. through the efforts of the National Breast Cancer Foundation.

Photography 009

Heck at the LBC Greyhound station.

PhotoBlaster.

Horesy in the U.S.A.

Aside from all the 2 buck chuck, Hooters, 7-11 hotdogs with the works for breakfast, couch depth charges and crack withdrawals, Horsey managed to skate around a little between tha OC and AZ. myself and Zeddie pointed a camera at him a little bit and ended up with this...

safe.

Todd Congillere circa 1991

just spent a lil quality time with Jason Rothmeyer in OZ, we took a little walk through downtown Sydney and spoke of days gone by, turns out he filmed a few things from days gone by of Todd Congillere and posted the footage on YouTube...




also, Todd Congillere is part of team Teenage Runaway, just so you know... and dont forget it.

Today at Teenage Runaway HQ...

Devon Green arrived with owls.

Horsey broke his face.

I Believe... Do You?

click image.

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the Devon Green Wallet®

y'all got your Devon Green wallets yet? me? yeah yeah, i got one...

happy valentines day!!

i think i posted this somewhere last year, but its worth posting again this year. i found this message someone left there sweet heart, and i took it upon my self to fix it up a little.

Visalia & Richard Paez

One of the better things about Teenage Runaway is that Richard Paez is down with the program. Myself, Sam McGuire and Seth McCallum were on a lil road trip and decided to swing through Visalia to hook up with Richard, Tim Garner, DLE and Christian for a few minutes to kick it and skate. pretty rad little ramp in some massive warehouse filled with vegetables and auto parts.




Tim.

Seth and Sam in the background with his new adjustable hight photo rig...

Pretty expensive and a bitch to travel with but the aerial shots he gets makes it worth it.

Rich.

off the top rope.

old school Rowley.

Seth and Richard... Cheers.

THIS PLACE SUCKS

you seen the new Skateboard MAG? well old Heck Dogg has a little "product of the environment" in this new issue as well is the second Teenage Runaway ad that features actual skateboarding... anyhow, this little video clip kinda goes along with the ad. neat huh? ANYhow... Kudos on your stuff in the MAG Heck!!

a little lesson about life

Horsey

if you didnt already know (and there is almost no way you could have), Saffron Walden Englands own Horsey is now part of Team Teenage Runaway Urethane. i guess i should be doing better things to announce this kinda stuff, but im kinda feelin this idea... here is a photo of Horsey doing a rock to fakie on some over vert deal at Cantelowes i shot last time i was in England, also, here is how boss Horsey made his new Teenage Runaway "Pedicure" shirt look by doing some kinda bleach tie-die thing.

did you buy your Paddy Costello shirt yet?

go pick up one of Dan Monicks Paddy shirts at BLOOD IS THE NEW BLACK.
and while there grab some of the stuff Jilbert and Travis did as well.

"All Good Showers" zine quote from Devon Green used on LOA

read up party people.

LORDS OF APATHY. (click this to read)

and you (i) thought No Country for Old Men was good...

Colon Blow

on a side note Brynn Hartman (wife of Phil Hartman who shot and killed him in his sleep) was born and raised in Thief River Falls MN, which was the next town over from Crookston, the town i grew up in... so, you know, it does make you think.

and on another side note... At the time of his murder, Hartman was preparing to voice Zapp Brannigan, of Futurama, which was written specifically for him. After he died, the lead character in Futurama, Philip J. Fry, was named in Hartman's honor.

Gay Robot

chances are real good you have seen this before, but if not, you are in luck!!

Photography 007

Union Lake 2008

"Beliefs and Principles" An Email from Devon Green

"a little about my beliefs and principles- i tend to side with those who think the emperical concept has liquified. By that i mean a totally organic paradigm that encompasses all intelectual properties as well as sensual perception. Basically the productions of the cognitive process ( what happens in peoples heads ). the only question after this view point has been established ( which i have done an absolute god awful job of doing by the way but it would just take way too long to get to in one myspace message )is the question of how to describe this state and where to go with it. I look at it this way: there are many many ways to understand things many languages to speak.each one seems to be an emperical paradigm in its own right, totally solid and complete unto itself. however this is not true, each language is a part of a much larger paradigm, this does not however discredit them or cheapen anything about their given value or meaning, because their meaning is devoid in a pragmatic sense, the novel trait of each language is in fact an illusion however each operatres on a system of laws of symetry that mirrors the whole. It is this trait of duality and illsuion, the traits which seemingly destroy the meaning that actually relate it to the truth of the matter. This creates the only really novel trait of the emperical concept, that each characteristic of the paradigm has its own way of mirroring and that is a process that at the structures itself by contradiction. This is the only language that can really be spoken, a language of contradiction, and even using it as for means of transcendentalism is void. this is how survival occurs and this is how multiplication happens. The idea of liquification is irrelevant, that this idea has occured is, like all concepts, merely a trait of this eveutionary proceess. liquid doesnt matter. it doesnt matter what form things take, everything solid can be found in liquid. there is still movement and that is the closest definition we are ever going to have to the emperical. the only thing that matters going into the future is the speed of the movement and the tone of the movement."

PLEASE VISIT: Stackin Dollars

www.StackinDollars.blogspot.com

Y'all raise your hand if you know who Patrick Jilbert is? good, good, i see a lot of hands, but for those of you who dont know, you best be visiting Stackin Dollars. i think this site is in its early stages of its 4th or 5th life, but there are some gems up on it! Jilbert is one of my BIGGEST life inspirations, this guy knows a LOT about love and life and laughter. and FYI Information he isnt in the 1st grade nor is he retarded as i guess some viewers of his art have assumed in the past.

"On 2012" An Email from Devon Green

this is another new feature that is sure to be done one or two times and then i will forget about it and you wont see it again, but for now it should be kinda fun! i get emails from time to time from Devon Green, real good stuff... i mean, Devon knows how to write an email for sure! so yeah, thought i would start sharing some of his emails with all of you out in the www...


"on 2012- i don't think much is going to really happen that day. maybe we will stand on African soil that is truly free for the first time in centuries. i think we will live outside of language for maybe a day but when we enter the spectral universe everything will be familiar and warm again. the sun will be unmasked and a girl with light pouring out of her face will be there. she will lead us there."

Christmas is near!

wondering what to get me? well, here is a gift idea...

http://www.costumesandprops.com/mark_alfreys_laguna.htm
yeah yeah, i know its sold out, but i would imagine if you were really trying to get it for me you could find a way.

thanks.

Todd

R.I.P. Walter Matthau

Walter Matthau

October 1, 1920 – July 1, 2000

GET REAL.

this clip is a fucking classic. i was reminded today just how good this thing is/was...

PLEASE VISIT: Scratcher Scratcher

http://www.scratcherscratcher.com/


i hope that you (the internet viewer) has somehow already found yourself at scratcherscratcher.com at some point in time, but just in case you haven't ever been there, now is your chance. what is it you ask? hard to say, but its worth a look to say the least, there are a bunch of photos and video and stuff all over it. Also, Jesse Erickson (pictured above, who is on Team Teenage Runaway) is the man behind scratcherscratcher.com, so once again, go check it out.

what y'all know bout Charles Nelson Reilly?

you should be listening to FOXBORO HOT TUBS

click on the image or this text to go to their site and listen to and download the album, 100% worth it.

The Weakerthans - "Psalm For The Elks Lodge Last Call"

speedy delivery!

got some mail from Devon a minute back...

what y'all know about THIS?

MacGruber

well, this is what its come down to... 1 part of like a 3 or 4 part skit on SNL, and with spanish subtitles as well. whatever, if all 4 were here you would see that it gets a lot better, but... i cant find anything else.

whatever, maybe you should just go to LOA.

Dolly Parton - Better Get To Livin'

with a cameo Amy Sedaris!

T'ird

T.V. is usually a pretty big let down these days, but i just saw this and YouTube.comd it ASAP, so now you can see the best thing on T.V. right now as well!!

"hes the talk of all the teens that lust after sponsored skate machines"

...Devon Green that is.

that title is a direct quote from the great Seth McCallum.
sooooo... Devon made his way down to the OC from Oak Town for a quick visit a few days back, i dont really know what more to say, these photos should sum it up. ok, the photos wont sum it up, these photos most likely wont even make sense, but we can chalk it up to "art"...
Devon goes nowhere without fireworks.

Real Graff. Writing with a burnt log style.



chances are good you will see this photo pop up on the Cancer Lounge

K Green.


thats right... the pied piper playing his musical pipe. also, the music is going up his butt.


the Brothers Green.



whats that? you say you never put condoms on spray paint and filled them up till they burst? weird.

D Greens travel kit.

Happy Thanksgiving Eve

this scene from Planes Trains & Automobiles changed my life.

Print Ad "Devon Hot Tub"

this ran in the Skateboard MAG, i dunno what issue.

Print Ad "Pedicure"

this ran in the Skateboard MAG, i dunno what issue.

Teenage Runaway needs your help!

There is a man on the loose that everyone in the free world should know about. His name is Winslow Marteen. He has fluorescent orange hair and wears a sailor suit. If you see him you may be able to recognize him because of the awful smell of salad dressing. Among other various crimes against humanity he invented archeology and electricity. In fact the exact electric storm that killed Pipi longstockings father Gabriel Longstocking was was the very electric storm that Winslow Marteen started in the thirties. We would like to tell you more but due to unforseen political reasons there have been many complications. There is a lot of red tape we still need to get through but basically one of our riders ( Devon Green ) has secured an interview with this dangerous man. Unfortunately for the entire story to get told we will need the following items:

1. Trusty custard Cadillac















2. Movie cameras














3. Lions eating

















We know it doesnt make sense now but trust us. TRUST US. it will all come through.

If you have any way of donating any of these items or money so as to purchase them, please contact us at ( 831 ) 332 4045. Ask for Devon.

Here is a Portrait of Winslow Marteen.

the Hold Steady

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Teenage Runaway Desktop Wallpaper 002

Click the image to enlarge, and drag it into your desktop wallpaper folder, or whatever it is you do to set something as your desktop... you know what you are doing, right?