Teenage Runaway needs your help!

There is a man on the loose that everyone in the free world should know about. His name is Winslow Marteen. He has fluorescent orange hair and wears a sailor suit. If you see him you may be able to recognize him because of the awful smell of salad dressing. Among other various crimes against humanity he invented archeology and electricity. In fact the exact electric storm that killed Pipi longstockings father Gabriel Longstocking was was the very electric storm that Winslow Marteen started in the thirties. We would like to tell you more but due to unforseen political reasons there have been many complications. There is a lot of red tape we still need to get through but basically one of our riders ( Devon Green ) has secured an interview with this dangerous man. Unfortunately for the entire story to get told we will need the following items:

1. Trusty custard Cadillac















2. Movie cameras














3. Lions eating

















We know it doesnt make sense now but trust us. TRUST US. it will all come through.

If you have any way of donating any of these items or money so as to purchase them, please contact us at ( 831 ) 332 4045. Ask for Devon.

Here is a Portrait of Winslow Marteen.